Pizza Generator In Beta!

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It’s there, the Pizza Generator is in Beta!

I’d say it’s mostly done – at most I need to add some new ingredients, tweak the probabilities, maybe some formatting. So let me know what you think and go forth and pizza!

Here’s some samples:

  • A pizza with Artichoke Hearts, Bannana, Romaine Lettuce, Capers, and Parsley, topped with Tandoori Sauce.
  • A pizza with Capers, Zucchini, Roasted Fennel, Shredded Carrots, Bacon, Carnitas, Tuna, Salami, and Short Rib Meat, topped with Goat Cheese.
  • A pizza with Chipotle Pepper, Pulled Pork, Sausage, Hot Dogs, and Jalapenos.
  • A pizza with Meatballs, Salami, Prosiccuto, Steak, Chicken, and Basil.
  • A pizza with Pinto Beans and Red Pepper, topped with Ricotta and Tomato Sauce.
  • A pizza with Red Pepper and topped with Cheddar.
  • A pizza with Romaine Lettuce, Almonds, and Kimchi, with White Sauce.
  • A pizza with Tuna, Carnitas, and Meatballs, topped with Goat Cheese and Fontina.
  • A pizza with Yellow Onion, White Onion, Capers, Romaine Lettuce, Pulled Pork, Buffalo Meat, Canadian Bacon, and Italian Spices.
  • A pizza with Zucchini, Sauerkraut, Black Beans, and Roasted Fennel, topped with Havarti.
  • A pizza with Bean Sprouts, Jalapenos, Tomatoes, Red Onion, Roasted Fennel, Hot Dogs, Clams, and Herbs De Province.
  • A pizza with Buffalo Meat, Pepperoni, Tuna, Meatballs, and Parsley, topped with Mascarpone.
  • A pizza with Carnitas.
  • A pizza with Jalapenos, Bannana, Garbanzo Beans, Bacon, Chicken, Prosiccuto, Egg, and Cilantro.
  • A pizza with Olives, Shredded Carrots, Butternut Squash, Chipotle Pepper, Roasted Fennel, Jalapenos, and Bannana Peppers.
  • A pizza with Pickled Ginger, Yellow Onion, Black Olives, Red Pepper, Burdok Root, and Basil, topped with Paneer Sauce.
  • A pizza with Pine Nuts, Pickled Garlic, Red Onion, Pulled Pork, Linguica, Buffalo Meat, and Tuna, topped with Goat Cheese.
  • A pizza with Pinto Beans and Pineapple, topped with Fontina and Tandoori Sauce.
  • A pizza with Salami, topped with Goat Cheese, Cream Cheese, and Mustard.
  • A pizza with Steak, Butter Chicken, Canadian Bacon, and Ham, topped with Parmesian and Barbeque Sauce.

– Steve