I had to wait a day before posting it, but our sharp-eyed master of remakes, Scott, pointed out this gem of weird nes:
The Canadian Pension plan, combine with Microsoft and an equity fund may buy Yahoo.
I'm still processing this one – though it recalls my speculations on Soverign Wealth Funds and their geekonomic effects (and the Pension system is kind of like one). This may be the weirdest piece of tech news we've had in awhile.