Frustration Friday: Guilty Pleasures, The Perfect Burger, and Loving Crap

There's liking crap and then there's liking crappy things.  OK you movie makers, writers, game makers and the like, figure out the difference.

We can all enjoy crappy thing.  Silly B-movies, overblown games made of explosions and paper-thin plots, cheesy novels, and stupid TV.  We can enjoy these things and do enjoy these things for the same reason we can enjoy a greasy burger – it's lousy but has some right stuff that makes it taste great.  Heck, the guilt is half the fun.

What we don't like is things that are crap.  Sure we may like a silly B-movie but we have certain standards.  Our trashy vampire romance better have a certain level of readability and characterization.  That silly video game better have good controls and graphics.  We may want something that is not good but we want it done good enough.

This is something I don't think a lot of people get.

Cheesy is fine.  Silly is fine.  Stupid is fine (in some cases it makes great comedy).  But these things that are not "good" have to be done "right."  You want that greasy burger, but it better be decent enough meat, decent enough cheese, and bread that doesn't fall apart and drop the whole fattening mess in your lap.

We want our crap done right.  We want it like a good, big greasy burger with lots of cheese and condiments.  They may not be good for us but they do the job of what we want – they taste good (probably too good) in their own bad-for us way.

I don't think this is understood by many professionals in the area of media.  We'd be better off it if it was understood.

Make the burger right – in the wrong way.  That's the right way.

– Steven Savage

News Of The Day7/15/2010

Before we begin, it appears that the Westboro Baptist Church says God Hates Nerds. If God hates nerds, how come we have all the cool toys?

And now, on with the must-know geek career news!

Economics/Geekonomics:
Look like Financial Regulation is set to pass. Good. It's not perfect, but it's desperately needed so the financial sector of the US can look less like a casino. Bring back the days of dullness, I say.

A quick snapshot of the state of U.S. Unemployment.

Job growth in . . . Wall Street Securities Firms? Admittedly they probably shed a lot of people but . . . still.

Geek Law:
In New Zealand software won't be patentable. Small? Yes. But this could be the start of something as it causes others to rethink fotware patents.

Locations:
A look at tech and economy trends in Boston. From Gregory Huang of XConomy. Boston's a definite geek/fan/otaku friendly area, so pay attention to it for career potential.

Internet:
Google revenue is up. Well there's a total lack of surprise – though oddly it doesn't sound like it's as high as traders expected.

The Old Spice Viral Media campaign by the number. Sounds pretty damn successful, and you can bet it will be emulated/immitated. Also, job-wise? have you thought of looking into the company behind it, Wieden + Kennedy? They're pretty savvy. Even the Google CFO talks about this campaign.

Technology:
HP drops plans for an Android Tablet Sounds like windows and a variant of Palm OS is in their plan. Makes me wonder if their variant of Palm webOS is going to be their iPhone – and if they're focusing on a more controlled experience like Apple.


Writing:

Want to get published? how much do you have to compromise?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: How long until annoying imitations of the Old Spice commercials come out?

-Steven Savage

News Of The Day 7/14/2010

Tablets are a-coming, plenty of venture capital is flying around, and the Old Spice Social Media campaign is the campaign that your campaign could smell like! It's must-know geek news time!

Economics/Geekonomics:
More seniors working or looking for work than teens these days. Wow. Demographic disorder. Read for more insight – I'm not sure what to say.

This came to my attention via other blogs: fraud in foreclosure cases, at least in Florida. I'm not sure how widespread this is, but cases like this further increase sympathy for people with home ownership problems, and decrease trust of those handling foreclosures – further.

Stress tests for European Banks coming, but delays may happen for some stats and info. Yeah. How shocking.

Total Econongeekery: what supermodels tell us about bad assets. In short, social value. Wow. Great read.

Location:
Can the move from homeownership to rental help revitalize urban areas? A very interesting question.

Internet:
ZocDoc gets $15 million investment. They make online doctor scheduling applications. That may sound, well, lame, but consider that online apps are big, and doctors have a lot to keep track of. My dentist uses online services already, and they've made life easier on her, her staff, and me. They're also in NY, which positions them well. Maybe they need your resume . . .

Web publishing company Squarespace raises $38.5 million. Wow. I've heard of them but never explored their offerings, but apparently someone is ready to help them go up against others. They also appear to have some good clients and nice prices. And again, $38.5 million? Sounds like they've got something special. Also as web presence is more important all the time, I see companies like this having a good future.

Mobile:
Mashable's ideas on what Apple should do to deal with the iPhone 4 problems.

Social Media:
This is me on the internet. This is me posting an article on how the Old Spice Spokeshunk is making personalized videos. Now I'm noting this is a great example of using social media. Now you're reading this.

Technology:
Velocity Micro to introduce a $300 Android Tablet with a 7" display. It's also only 6 weeks away from shipping . . . that means we get to see how Android devices compete with the iPad. Public reaction and impressions will be important.

More details on the Acer Tablets.

Apple acquires mapping tech company Poly9. Their own non-Google Nav software is on the way?

Video:
Hulu Plus Playstation Preview will be available to some. So. Go try it. Let us know what it's like!

Video Games:
Rhode Island discusses a $75 million loan to lure online game company 38 Studios. Looks like RI is taking a tip from Toronto and other places that want to lure the power of gaming into their location . . . and their tax base. That's a hefty chunk of money (maybe too hefty in these tough times), so let's see what happens. Could RI become a gaming powerhouse?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: What's the next state to follow Rhode Island's lead?

– Steven Savage